Iowa's world famous Pig on a Stick

Ole lonesome George declaimed at the Iowa State Fair:

“It was fantastic…You know we have a great state fair in New York but we don’t have pork chops. We don’t have pork on a stick. I’ve got to say this was very, very good.”

Now I don't know about you but --shucks and by golly gee whiz -- you gotta hand it to Governor Pataki – our stellar leader is showing the rubes in the Midwest a thing or two.... boy what will they think of next – a bit of porcine chops on a stick.

I don’t know about you – but it is precisely this kind of scintillating repartee that New Yorkers will miss from the convoluted twists and folds of Pataki’s mouth.